Doggy Toys:

First of all I want to get something off my chest that’s been bothering me angel mouse, am I the only one that thinks that Yeezus really isn’t as bad as everyone says it is? Like am I on crazy pills? Because the whole internet bought/illegally downloaded Yeezus, and then shit all over it on any platform possible and I was one of those people that also downloaded Yeezus and yeah the first song sounds like something I would make in garage band sitting in my house at night and then sing “What Are This” over it but you know what? New Slaves is dope, so is Blood on the Leaves, like when the beat drops in Blood on the Leaves it is VERRRRRYYYY exciting if you had not had that experience yet, you should go have it. Everyone likes to take doodoos on Kanye because he’s insane and yeah some of his lyrics are pretty confusical but you know what? I like to dance around to them and listen to them as much as anyone else and *gasp* I feel like I will get in trouble for saying this but Holy Grail is really the only song I like on the new Jay Z album. It just doesn’t do anything for me other than that song. Like what is that Tom Ford song? LIKE WHAT ARE THAT??? He could say anything in that song and people would be like, YEAH FUCK YEAH. I DONT PUNCH KITTENS I WEAR tom ford. I DONT EAT THE CRUST ON MY SANDWICHES I ROCK tom ford. Come on what are that. The beat grew on me but not really, because I live regular life in regular land and the words “tom ford” to me might as well be in a different language whereas “there’s leaders and there’s followers and I’d rather be a dick than a swallower” does much more for me, yes kanye, I would also rather be a dick than a swallower. You might be out of your damn mind but at least that’s fucking english. LEAVE KANYE ALONE. He’s kim’s problem not ours. Hey do you guys like throwing your dogs in pools? I think it’s the greatest. They look like little mice on creatine. pushups. Dot dot dot com hashtag guitar.