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Guys guys guys I want to talk about something I want a grilled cheese so bad but I don’t have any bread OR cheese what am I going to do I want like lunch but don’t want to like go all the way somewhere and get it I want it like right MEOW and ahhhh I’m too hungry but there’s nothing to eat in my house because I haven’t gone grocery shopping in forever because I never feel like it and I’m always like doing other stuff you know, and it’s always like, ugh I don’t want to go to the grocery store today I’ll go tomorrow or something, and then I never do and then I never have anything to eat in my house and it’s just the worst like who does that, do you do that? I wish I had my mom to like go for me, but even when I was a kid I would always go with her because I thought it was like the most fun place ever but we weren’t allowed to ask for anything, that’s what she told us, she said “if you ask for something then you get nothing. If you ask for nothing then maybe I’ll get you a surprise.” So me and my brother would just go around stores and like never ever ask for anything and be really good and then when we got to the register she would like get us a pack of gum and we would be like OOHHH MY GOD DEVIN WE DID IT WE WERE SO GOOD AND MOM GOT US THIS GUM AND WE DIDNT HAVE ANY GUM BEFORE BUT NOW WE DO AND WE ALSO LOVE GUM THIS IS SO GREAT MOM IS THE BEST AND SO ARE WE AND WE HAVE GUM!!! Yayyyy! And we would help her carry all the groceries inside and put them in the fridge and stuff and stop squishing the bread and then we would make dinner and stuff together because we were so good at helping and had gum too we were so happy. So if I could like have that again that would be great because you know what? Then I wouldn’t be sitting here all hungry with no bread and no cheese and no lunch. I don’t even want a grilled cheese anymore. I kind of feel like I want a salad or something, maybe some fruit, fruit is great and delicious and it’s like cold which is refreshing because it’s a little warm out today. I could also eat some soup because soup is always a good lunch meal, just like nommy and warm and makes you feel like yay soup! Then I could like share some food with my dogs instead of torturing them like I did in this video. I feel pretty bad about it. Hahahahahahhahaha no I don’t.

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