Happy 2013 you little sparkly bear that fell from heaven straight into my lap and then I was like hey you look hungry can I feed you little buddy? And you were all like yeah please I love food, so I got you some chicken wings and a pizza and then we hugged for a minute and then went roller skating through my moms house and she was like NO ROLLERSKATING IN THE FUCKING HOUSE so we stopped and went outside to play basketball but I’m so bad at it and you beat me. Remember that? How are you? It’s been like 5 and a half hours since that happened. Here are some extra clips from some of my videos in 2012, the Tips for Good Hygiene extras obviously are not from 2012 but I realized I had never used them before and they made me lol so I just put them in there LIKE I GIVE A FUCK. I hope your nipples are doing great etc, tell your cat I said hello and save me some cookies for when I come over and talk shit to your hamster. Know what I mean? I’m very disappointed about the aliens not coming to my apocalypse party. They totally RSVP’d that they would be there and blew me off. That’s it aliens, we are done. Want to play nerf now?
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