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Holy moly bananas batman I’m like 5 minutes in to the new SVU episode because I figured I would start watching it while my video uploaded because BITCHES KNOW THERES NO WAY IM MISSING THIS SHIT I’ve literally seen every episode since ever and I’m not sure if I’m proud of that fact or embarrassed by it, but whatever don’t judge me motherfucker I appreciate greatness that’s all. Anyways, I just made it past the opening jam where the guy has Olivia all tied in her apartment and he’s talking all this mad shit and it’s just making me so mad on the inside because NOBODY DOES THAT TO OLIVIA omg motherfucker you are going to pay so hard for that and then he pistol whips her like he gives a fuck and then dun dun duh duh duh duh duhhhhh wowowowowowo dun dun duh duh duh duh duhhhhhh duhhhhh do do do do do do do do dun dun duh duh duh duh duh owowowoowowow duh duh duh duh duhhhh duhhhh bwow bwow bwow bowowowow dooo dooo doo doooooo dooo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do doooooo di di di di di etc. you know the awesome music happens and then I look over at my puter screen and my video is done uploading but forgive me because all I can think about is how completely out of my mind excited I am, I just miss Stabler that’s all. And one time I saw the real person Casey Novak do her standup set at the Laugh Factory in LA and it made me feel weird because she was making all these sexual jokes that were funny and everything but you’re the DA that loses slam dunk cases Casey, don’t get it twisted you’re breaking my heart over here you know? Okay I gotta go watch this and get my mind blown see you in spaceship land otter mouse GLITTER TITS.

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