As “Catching Fire” showed this weekend, surviving a bloodthirsty future is a horrific ordeal, unless you’re a modern-day bro. Armed only with the arrogance of an asshole and a few cans of body spray, three contemporary would-be warriors describe how they’d win the Hunger Games, if they weren’t busy comfortably watching it.

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